This poem is for all the dudes who sit behind their computer all day and obsess over what women post on the internet.
Innanet Hoes & Misogynist Bros
Bros:
sly serpents who don’t hiss,
but bitch
instead, leave
comments
under hoes’ pics like
“‘member when dudes had
to work for pictures like
this?” I be thinkin’,
you don’t even know her,
bro. Plus
titties and ass is
all over the Innanet and
all over
your TV.
See,
y’all might ‘a tricked
Eve with that dusty McIntosh
of repressive bullshit.
But we
not falling for that
cuz serpents with Apples ™
is everywhere now,
and we don’t give a fuck
about being in nobody’s garden.
The same bros
who draw the boundaries
that separate
good girls and hoes
thirst for
and fuck
both sides.
The same bros
who would
never turn
down
a lap dance reach
for their preacher’s
hat when they see an
ass shaking
on their feed.
So it seems,
bro,
a woman’s sexiness
is only ok if
it’s doing something
for you?
Or do you also
Deliver sermons
About self-respect, Great Righteous One,
Under the pornhub videos
That you beat your dick to?
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Feature photo credit:with permission from @bijouxbitch on Instagram